Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

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rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

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theyellowbrickroad:

why are australians so much hotter than like 80% of the population is there something in the air over there

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thekoolkatz:

m-ichael:

so apparently i’m a victim of cyber bullying..

IM JUST LAUGHING BECAUSE THEY DESCRIBED ME

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abuserr2:

96% of people i care about are from the internet

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LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

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